Jeff Kaine

I am Jeff Kaine. I am not Geoff Kaine, yet that misspelling often happens. Yes, I am the one and only Jeff Kaine. I am not Jeffrey Kaine, I do not like that name at all - my name is Jeff Kaine. So what does Jeff Kaine do for a living I hear you ask? Well, I am freelance and will do anything, well almost anything that helps me get my bread buttered at the end of the week.

Jeff Kaine Photography

I have been known to take the odd photograph, although calling me a photographer is pushing it a bit. You can see examples of Jeff Kaine photography on my gallery page, and you will see that I do need to get around to improving my photography skills one day, and my photography page for that matter. Why would anyone want old Jeff Kaine to take photographs I don't really know, but hey a guy has got to do something to earn his corn, and pay for his hobbies.

My hobbies

I have many hobbies including speeddating, astronomy, astrology and insectology. My friends call me Jeff Kaine - Mr Ology. I tend to spend a fair amount of my spare time in casinos, and the odd lap dancing club aka gentleman's club. Hey, a man has to have his fun. I do enjoy gambling as I like the odd flutter. When you go to casinos you get to meet all sorts of different folks, that's for sure. Different folks for different strokes they say, although I have no idea what they mean, in fact I have no idea who they are.

Casino games

I will now give you some advice on casino games. Well, if you are looking to make some money, an easy way is to play roulette and put as much as you can afford on either black or red. If your color comes up, you will double your money. However, if your color does not come up, you will lose your stake, so in much the same way it is easy to make money in a casino, it is very easy to lose money. My advice is to only bet what you can afford to lose. The old adage is that the only winners in the casino are the casino owners, and there is a lot of truth in that. The atmosphere in a casino can be intoxicating and you can easily get wrapped up in it. In a casino, be prepared to lose money !

If you need money to play in a casino, you could borrow money on your house. You should find out if your home equity loan sets a fixed time when you can make withdrawals from your account. Read the small print carefully, as you do not want to get into debt you can't afford to pay back. Heck, the casino will not mind where you got your money from, but just be careful as you may need to take out loans elsewhere if you need additional money.